I'm tired, of your mind games
I'm sick, of playing don't wake daddy
good sir, no more rock, paper, scissors for me
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes

Knife fight, your gonna fight for your life
Knife fight, your gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight, a really really really sharp knife
(yeah knife)
i'm a crazy, (crazy) son of a bitch
i'ma cut you
swish swish, an i'm knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight
Knife fight, knife fight

Lemme tell you something, i can't be beat
Oh yeah?
yeah, cuz i'm the king of the street
well guess what man, i'll pin you to the wall
oh yeah?
Yeah, your knife is way to small
Hey, my knife is super sharp, and that's what counts
i'm gonna make you bleed copius amounts
yeah, well i'll be sure to thank you, right after i shank you
punk
dweeb

Knife fight, your gonna fight for your life
Knife fight, your gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight, a really really really really sharp knife
(yeah knife)
i'm a crazy, (crazy) son of a bitch
i'ma cut you
swish swish, an i'm knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight
Knife fight

I'm gonna slice you up
I'm gonna cut you down
I'll put you in your place
I'll put you underground
This is the end for you, your gonna crawl and curr
I got a tip for you, get the point
yeah, sure

Time to face the facts
Time to bite the bullet
Time to pay the tax
We're gonna blade of fury
I am a ball of rage
You ready sucker?
Born ready
Engage!

KNIFE!
FIGHT!
CUT!
STAB!
KNIFE!
OW!
POKE!
KNIFE!

Hey wait a minute here
Oh what is it
Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt
Hurt? I don't wanna get hurt
Who does?
Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a
TICKLE FIGHT

Tickle fight, it's a tickle fight
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather
And everyone can sing together now

Tickle fight, tickle fight
La didadi dum dum tickle fight
Tickle fight, tickle fight
Whoopi doo zig zag tickle fight
Ding dong doo, knick knack noo
Fee fi fo fum kickn' caboodleloo
Tickle fight, tickle fight, tickle, tickle, tickle fight

Hey! Yay, that was fun
Where's my knife?