Les Claypool - Granny's Little Yard Gnome Lyrics

  • Artist/Band:
  • Album:
  • Song Title:
  • Text Options:
  • Share & Like:

Content to stand alone
Waiting, watching, guarding Granny's home
His face reflecting simple joy
But he is not a happy Plaster boy

"Careful sonny, not too close
Unless you want a lethal dose
Of hardening..."
Patiently waiting for some shade

Wishing he could run away
Supressing any urge to roam
Such devotion from a little gnome
I once saw a calico that thought he could fly

And then the lanky Doberman that tinkled in my eye
A pacifist by nature, with amble common sense
But if I had my druthers, I'd rather be a fence
Now Granny, she's a good one, she shines me now and then

And come around this springtime, I'm due for paint again
On keeping Granny comfy, I try and earn my keep
I'm just wishing I had some eyelids, so I could get some sleep

Search Song Lyrics
Browse Artists

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Hide preview
Lyrics and Video Widget:

Code for your site/blog/space

Click above to select the code then right click & copy to get the code to paste onto your site/blog