Some people say
That oysters make you come on strong,
But I don't buy it
I don't believe my diet turns me on,
Won't take no pills
That's the last thing that I need to do
I can't deny it, my aphrodisiac is you

Don't smoke no grass
Or opium from old Hong Kong,
That Hubble-bubble
Just makes me see you double all night long
Don't waste my time
With Spanish fly and roots to chew
They cause me trouble
Because my aphrodisiac is you

Alright,
I could sniff some powdered rhino horn,
And go to bed with rubber gloves
But I don't need no stimulation,
Potions, balms or embrocation,
I'm in love - in other words:

Some people like
To read the Karma Sultra first,
But I don't read it
I think if I should read it, I'd be worse!
But don't ask me why
'Cause baby, I ain't got a clue
I just concede it,
My aphrodisiac is you