I'm a collector of masterpieces

Totally into original things

And I've got priceless art hangin' on my walls

And I love the noise that creative brings

Ain't got a vault or security

It's not a velvet rope kind of gallery

It's just

Sunshine smilin' on plain white paper

Cardboard cutouts with angel wings

Rainbow drawings by tiny fingers

And a big ol' castle out of Popsicle sticks

But my favorite piece, ain't got a frame

It's on the 'refrigerator door with the misspelled name

With a cat and the dog and Janie and her sister

There I am in the middle of the real big picture

Used to be the paper, now it's paper dolls

I'm dodgin' Crayolas on the kitchen floor

And sometimes I rush to work for peace and quiet

But I miss it all once, I'm out the door

And when the world gets crazy and cold

Lucky me, I get to come home to that

Sunshine smilin' on plain white paper

Cardboard cutouts with angel wings

Rainbow drawings by tiny fingers

And a big ol' castle out of Popsicle sticks

But my favorite piece, ain't got a frame

It's on the 'refrigerator door with the misspelled name

With a cat and the dog and Janie and her sister

There I am in the middle of the real big picture

Yeah, you know my favorite piece, ain't got a frame

It's on the 'refrigerator door with the misspelled name

With a cat and the dog and Janie and her sister

There I am in the middle of the real big picture

The real big picture

There I am in the middle of the real big picture, yeah

The sunshine is smilin', the real big picture