My friend's got a bruise on his leg, a bruise on his leg
everytime you speak
My friend's got a bruise on his leg, where I press my knee
everytime you speak

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Actually, bottom line, you tell the truth sometimes
sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy.

My friend's got a bruise on his arm, a bruise on his arm,
everytime you speak
My friend's got a bruise on his arm where i shove my elbow
everytime you speak

Chorus

My friend's got a bruise on his ribs where I poke my finger
everytime you speak
My friend's got a bruise on his ribs, his rib cage is now numb
everytime you speak

Chorus