Everybody knows
Or everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle
And no one ever asks
Cause no one really thinks they have to ask
I'll tell you all about Michelle

You know that Heather has it all
But Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle
like Michelle

Everybody's sad
Or everybody's only acting sad
When they hear about Michelle
Everybody knows
Or everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle

You know that Heather has it all
But Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle
like Michelle
She got what I don't want
What I don't want is always what I've got
Stuck with girls like Michelle

I'll fall in love again
I fell in love before, I'll do it again
With someone not like Michelle
like Michelle