I'm a shoe shine boy
I throw shit on the shoe
Excuse me sir, I could make it look like new
This so I know about marketing
Such a bad place to earn a living

I got this spoon
I could clean your ear
My price is {jibberish}
See, you can't hear
There's no dignity in this
But diginty ain't the thing I miss

This is a bad place
This is a bad place
This is a bad place to earn a living

Gimme some money
I know that you've got
more than you need
and I need a lot
Don't know why you should do it
but really reasons don't mean a shit

This is a bad place
This is a bad place
This is a bad place to earn a living

This is a bad place
This is a bad place
This is a bad place to earn a living {repeat till end}