Hey what's up man?
Aw, nothin' much you?
Hey are you ready for the party tonight?
Yeah, man, I already got a case of Santana champagne, so it should be good.
Aw, nice. Yeah that's pretty-
(Hello!)
Oh, shit, don't make eye contact.

Ding-dong, normal guy in the house! (Hey man, yeah.)
It's great seeing you other normal guys! (Oh yeah, uh huh.)
What are you guys up to? (Ah, nothin' much)
Hey what are you other normal guys up to? (Seriously, nothing.)
Do you guys know what I hate? (What?)
Hanging out with a weirdo! (Yeah.)
Hanging out with some loser-werido, it's my biggest peeve! (Yeah, well-)
It's like you don't even know where I'm coming from. (Right, we understand.)
I can't take it when some weirdo shows up unannounced. (Okay, well-)
There's nothing wrong with any of us. (Okay, man-)
None of us have an major problems. (Yeah, we-)
Hey let's make a pact- (What?)
Let's make a suicide pact. (Ah-)
I'll go first.

(Gunshot)

The award for best comedy sketch goes to - The Lonely Island!
(Who said we're wack, you said we're wack? You take it back! Who said we're wack?)
Aw, thanks very much.