We both hate the holidays
Our parents act crazy
And the mall is insane
Let's skip it all
And have a non-traditional non-denominational celebration
Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleeping late, but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present

It was fun but I was a kid
And then it started getting strange
I got too old for toys and games
And now I have you, and I think we should choose
A non-traditional non-denominational celebration
Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleeping late, but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present

We both hate the holidays
Our parents act crazy
Let's have a non-traditional non-denominational celebration
Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleeping late, but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present