Twenty three dollars and forty five cents
And we only had a couple of drinks
Seems to be a shortage of long-neck lovers
I guess they're goin' extinct
A man didn't have to pack a loaded wallet
Not that long ago
A different crowd is out there now
It's like a scene from the twilight zone

[Chorus]
Whatever happened to beer drinkin' women
Oh those good ole girls that use to hang out
Now it's little pink drinks with paper umbrellas
Mixed up things I can't even pronounce
A long-neck in her hand now man that's feminine
Whatever happened to beer drinkin' women

There used to be ladies in skin tight jeans
As far as the eye could see
Now they all look like they
Stepped off the cover of a fashion magazine
You can't two step in high heel shoes
Like you can in cowboy boots
Good ole boys don't mix too well
With women in business suits

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Whatever happened to beer drinkin' women
Oh those good ole girls that use to hang out
Now it's little pink drinks with paper umbrellas
Mixed up things I can't even pronounce
A long-neck in her hand now man that's feminine
Whatever happened to beer drinkin' women

Whatever happened to those beer drinkin' women
Boys, I think they're here tonight