(To the heck with ole Santa Claus)

Last year I hung a stockin' by the chimney
And ole Santa didn't bring me anything
Well, I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me
But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring.

So to the heck with ole Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I'd like to hit him in his (ho ho ho)
With a bunch of big snowballs.

To the heck with ole Santa Claus.

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Next year I'll build a big fire by the fireplace
I'll be like that little pig I read about
And if that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney
He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt.

So to the heck with ole Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I'd like to hit him in his (ho ho ho)
With a bunch of big snowballs.

Yes, to the heck with ole Santa Claus...