How many crazy people say
I'd never eat it anyway
Where were you when we were eating pie?

Slowly walking down the street
Faster than the sugar beet
Where were you when we were eating pie?

On Sunday you'll be hungry
Watching those bananas
In a flavoured explosion in the pie.
Cos someday you'll be crazy
Wanting those bananas
In a flavoured explosion
In a flavoured explosion in the pie.

Open the lid and ask it why
Do I own a purple tie?
Wipe that water off your inner thigh.

Slowly walking down the street
Faster than the sugar beet
Where were you when we were eating pie?

On Sunday you'll be hungry
Watching those bananas
In a flavoured explosion in the pie.
Cos someday you'll be crazy
Wanting those bananas
In a flavoured explosion
In a flavoured explosion in the pie.