It's got kiwi
And pineapple too
It's not seaweed
Or Mongolian stew

It's a kiwi & pineapple sorbet
Melted when it came from ebay
So next time I want one, I'll just go to spar
And I'll just take the bus, if I don't have a car.

It's all icy
And ever so sweet
It's all I need
Nothing better to eat
It's got kiwi
And pineapple too
I just don't know
Whatever I'd do

Without kiwi & pineapple sorbet
Kiwi & pineapple sorbet
And next time I eat, I'll eat it in my car
And record Dr Who on VCR

Kiwi & pineapple sorbet
Kiwi & Pineapple sorbet
Kiwi & Pineapple sorbet
Kiwi and Pineapple sorbet…