3..2..1 Hit it

She listens to you when you don't really make much sense (dududu du du dududu)
Her lost dvd collection is immense (dududu du du dududu)
People say she can get a little obsessive
But you could just say her devotion is impressive

Her name is Rachel
And that's annoying cos I can't find anything to rhyme with Rachel
Except facial
But that doesn't make much sense

dududu du du dududu

Posh car
Rachel loves posh cars
With 2 wheels and a seat.
A posh car... apparently

dududu du du dududu, dududu du du dududu

She's always there to offer a helping hand (dududu du du dududu)
Even if most of the time she insults your band (dududu du du dududu)
She's amazed by moving doors on the loo on trains
She likes toilets with flush sensitive chains

Her name is Rachel
Lalalala nothing to rhyme with Rachel
But she won't mind
Cause she'd never hold anything against you.

dududu du du dududu, dududu du du dududu

She's nice to everyone even in a mood (dududu du du dududu)
She won't eat the crud that people call fast food (dududu du du dududu)
She's maybe a bit crazy or a bit insane
But she's beautiful and lovely though she won't think the same.

Her name is Rachel
Lalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalala
Rachel
dududu du du dududu
dududu du du dududu
Her name is Rachel…

Jim's an idiot by the way