I
am standing in the rain
today.
And my friend
is playing badpipes
in the rain.
I
have realised that i cannot
sing.
And my friend
has realised he cannot play
the bagpipes.
So we put
some good backing music.
And here it is on it's own.

Here
is the second verse of our song.
If
you can really call it a song
you know.
My friend is trying his best
but so am I
but we're just really crap
you know

So I
am standing in the rain.
today.
And my friend is playing bagpipes
in the rain.
And I'll keep standing in the rain
until the music stops.