Well Mr. Burns had done it
the power plant had won it
with Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Soscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade bloggs lay unconscious on the ballroom tile

We're talking softball
from Maine to San Diego
talkin' softball
Mattingley & Conseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swolen jaw
Steve Sax and his run in with the law.
We're talking homer
Ozzie and the straw.

We're talking softball
from Maine to San Diego
talkin' softball
Mattingley & Conseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swolen jaw
Steve Sax and his run in with the law.
We're talking homer
Ozzie and the straw.