Tissue paper is so cool
It makes me want to forget school
And devote my life to
Tissue paper
Tissue paper
In Jamaica

I want to work in a factory
Not making batteries
But making, tissue paper
Tissue paper
In Jamaica

My girl went out and got a job there
Jamaica?
No. She went of her own accord.
I must say. That's the most whimsical joke of the season.
Hahahahahahahaha……
Is that a tumbleweed I hear a rolling?

Tissue Paper is so good
I'd buy it all if only I could
Cause I wants lots of, Tissue Paper
Tissue Paper
Tissue Paper

I want to work on a big machine
Not making ice cream
But making, Tissue Paper
Tissue Paper
Tissue Paper

Tis-sue Pa-per
Tis-sue Pa-per
Tis-sue Pa-per
Tis-sue Pa-per
*coughs*