At the station you can meet her

With that smile you couldn?t cheat her

A woman that kind is hard to find



It?s good to take a girl

In the not so very good world

And walk in the park until it gets dark



Sometimes I feel ugly and old

Excuse me, baby, if I?m acting bold

My head gets hot but my feet aren?t cold

Excuse me if you will



Take a breather on a bench

Helps to build up the suspense

Then the two of you go to a movie show



If she?s a woman there?s a chance

That she maybe likes to dance

So you go to the hall and you out step ?em all



Don?t make a hullabaloo, I?m not the hoi polloi

I?ll try any trick and I?ll pull any ploy

I?m a used up twentieth century boy

Excuse me if you will



She takes you home to meet the folks

Laughing at the fathers jokes

Shall we watch TV? It?s all right with me



Time to go, you?re going to miss her

In the doorway try to kiss her

Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it would



If I was 16 again I?d give my eyetooth

I?m tired and I?m hungry and I?m looking for my youth

I?m a little uncool and I?m a little uncouth

Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you will



At the station you can meet her

With that smile you couldn?t cheat her

A woman that kind is hard to find