I'm in a bubble-gum town on a saturday night
And i'm a super-yob standing in a ros-red light
Baby you're loooking so nice tonight
So lovely oh so neat
Right from your tiger lights
Down to your tiger feet feet
Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard

B-b-b-baby your glitter paint's so absurd
Maybe someday you'll get to forty-third
But your teenage rampage I overheard
Was gone twenty years ago
You're looking so tired
So used so old
Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard

(You bastard)
Star studded sham
Gold plated cheap
Diamond studded fake

Star studded sham
Gold plated cheap
Diamond studded fake

Sham
Cheap
Fake

Sham
Cheap
Fake

Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard
Go go go go glam bastard