[Originally by the Gonads]

Don't know who I insulted maybe it was you

Drinks I had resulted in a tirade or two

I went down town to get into trouble

I accomplished that

Drank some drinks flew off the handle

Right off of the bat

Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner

And after dinner drinks

Before I chunder help me Rhonda

Look for my cufflinks

Come with me and you will see that it will be alright

Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight

Sometimes when I drink too much

The next day I can't think

Sometimes when I drink too much

The next day I can't drink

Sometimes when I drink too much

I feel like throwing up

Sometimes when I drink too much

I can not get it up

Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner

And after dinner drinks

Before I chunder help me Rhonda

Look for my cufflinks

Come with me and you will see that it will be alright

Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight

Say a drink will shrivel my liver and also wreck my voice

My hero is Lenny Miller and I like Yootha Joyce

Know a cozy little joint where you and I could romp

Let us spend the last weekend at the wrong end of a stomach pump

Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner

And after dinner drinks

Before I chunder help me Rhonda

Look for my cufflinks

Come with me and you will see that it will be alright

Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight