I think I'll just stay right down here on this floor
‘Cause if I get back up I'll only fall down more
It ain't the liquor and it ain't the beer that keeps me down
It ain't the sad songs or heartache it ain't even this town

Now I must've had a pretty good time to end up here
Made a pretty good run it caught up with me my dear
There's no need to make a fuss ‘cause I'll be alright
Just let me lay here a while ‘til I can stand upright

Now I'm just a little bit tired that's all
Don't make me get back up ‘cause I'll just fall
Please stop talking so loud and just let me sleep
I ain't in nobody's way they can step over me
Well I think I'll just stay right down here on this floor
‘Cause if I get back up I'll only fall down more