Dear Dotti what should I do?

I wrote this letter to you

I know you'll tell me the truth

In The Weekly World News



My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue

Oh Dear Dotti what will I do?

Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!

Signed, Hairy and Blue



Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue

I can't imagine who would want some

Stop shaving and get it waxed

No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap



Dear Dotti what should I do?

I wrote this letter to you

I know you'll tell me the truth

In The Weekly World News



I married my dad, my mom's my aunt

I'm going to ashram, so I can chant,

Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy

Or should I go, Signed, I don't know.



Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop?

You just admitted your life is a flop

Go to the ashram, chant up a storm

You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.



Dear Dotti what should I do?

I wrote this letter to you

I know you'll tell me the truth

In The Weekly World News

Dear Dotti what should I do?

I wrote this letter to you

I know you'll tell me the truth

In The Weekly World News