I don't know what I'm supposed to say
I hate it when you act this way
You go out drinking with your friends
Of course the night it never ends

I sit home with my glass of wine
Pretending everything's just fine
But I don't think the phone will ring
So I'll just sit here and I'll sing (alone)

I like you better when you're sober
At least you know my name
Don't come back running when it's over
When you'll still act the same act the same

When will you change your crazy ways?
Find better ways to spend your days
A big fat spliff between your lips
I'm sick of all the same old shit

I like you better when you're sober
Quit staying out all night
Don't make me tell you that it's over
I don't wanna fight - That's right!

Why can't we be happy like we were when we were young?