Welcome aboard, non-believers, sinners and heathens

Step right this way: Captain Dante at your service

Please hold on rapids ahead

The devil will drag you under

With the fancy tie around your wicked throat

The devil will drag you under

With a soul so heave, you'll never float

First the dozen

Then there were thousands, now they are smiling

Of Arrogant Christians

But those whose faith is lost then

They'll go straight to hell

And those who double cross him

All go straight to hell

You'll go straight to hell

Mr. Gandhi, nut not Hitler, sorry Buddha, sorry Mohammed, but not Reagan

Now they're wealthy

And in control

Got you by your balls

By your soul

Lookout