Guess whos back
back again
Frasier's back, tell a friend

Frasiers back (x8)

Wow wow wow

To beat that dead horse
and no one can force me
to watch Frasier no more
or that Buffy or Dawsons Creek
You're losing blood Buffy
your going bald Jim Van Der Beek
And believe me its true that
I can't get no stiffy with these
chicks on Friends, they're all pushing 50
And I wanna throw a rock at
the doc at the hospital
when I don't know any shlocks
who are operating,
except Noah Wyle and he's nauseating
Hey, it's not too early to be
already hating the King Of Queens
and his fat ass always isolating

(chorus) (x2)
This seems like a joke to me
that this old crap's still on the screen
can't we get something better to see
instead of this **** thats on TV

Hey, Drew Carey, I think its scary
that you still got a show that
blows us all nine thousand years ago,
but Drew you're just floatin
you bask in the fact that
ABC is still kissin your ass,
and what a huge disaster and catastrophe
for us to see Becker's old face on any TV
Just shoot me, never should have got made
6 years ago, the only good one is David Spade
Touched by an Angel, You're old and you're smelly,
go fly away and take Valerie Burtanelli.
Charmed, you need a shot in the arm
you're draggin, put on a bra
your boobs are saggin.
Ed should be dead, Yes, Dear too
Judging Amy, The Practice, The View, 7th Heaven
you should go straight to hell,
so take along Jag and Big Brother as Well
Jim Belushi, plus the teenage witch
and **** that crosing Jordan *****!

(chorus)

Na na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na na

This seems like a joke to me
that this old crap's still on the screen
There's just one thing I wanna see
and thats this show called MADtv!!!