You can serve me a fancy French pate
Woo me with the finest créme bruleé
Sit me down for tea with the queen
I'd rather hang around with Paula Deen

Dress me up and show me the town
But don't forget what I'm all about

You can take me to the ends of the earth
Wine and dine me for all that you're worth
But please understand
That I am what I am
And there ain't nothin' like comin' home
To biscuits and chicken
Love in the kitchen

Well I've had my share of Cordon Bleu
Surf and turf and Tiramisu
But the part of me that can't be denied
Wants my biscuit buttered and my chicken fried

Dress me up and show me the town
But don't forget what I'm all about

You can take me to the ends of the earth
Wine and dine me for all that you're worth
But please understand
That I am what I am
And there ain't nothin' like comin' home
To biscuits and chicken
Love in the kitchen

I don't need caviar, don't need champagne
And I don't care about people who say that I'm just plain
'Cause I wouldn't have it any other way

You can take me to the ends of the earth
Wine and dine me for all that you're worth
But please understand
That I am what I am

You can take me to the ends of the earth
Wine and dine me for all that you!re worth
But please understand
That I am what I am

And there ain't nothin' like comin' home
London, Paris, New York or Rome
Ain't nothing' like comin' home
To biscuits and chicken
And love in the kitchen