On top of the hour

(Compulsive my behavior)

I see my life through sky news

(Keeping things in order)

Keep on watching things unfolding

On my wide screen set

Can't contain myself, I'm going pay per view

Think I'll explode

(In the corner of my room)

If I do too much gak

(Sits my one big eyeball)

It's with the advent of this pay per view

Can't control myself

I scratch my knee

I have to scratch the other

(This is Sky News)

Documentaries are the best

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Study quite hard

(In the corner of my room)

When I should be in bed

(Sits my one big eyeball)

I'm in the open university

Constant imprint of the test card on my eyes

I think I should rest

(Compulsive my behavior)

Sleep on one side and the other

(Keeping things in order)

Always searching for the Abilene

Can't control myself

I scratch my knee

I have to scratch the other

(Sky News on the other)

Documentaries are the best

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

I scratch my knee

I have to scratch the other

([Incomprehensible] Sky News, Sky News, Sky News)

Documentaries are the best

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come

Through my TV, through my TV

All my problems come