Brothers and sisters
Sometimes you feel like you can't succeed
And I'm here to tell you that you're probably right
But if you stay strong everything will be alright
Allison's got a crackpot mind
She tries to flex it all of the time
But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws
She bares her teeth and paints them green
She can be a drama queen
She's got no needs, she sleeps on trampolines
The boys all say she's just a fool
But I know that she's so much more
She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
Allison's a parable for the risks of being terrible
She's four feet two and crazy as a loon
She hops the bar, she keeps it cool
She sheds her top in Marshall's pool
The guys make eyes at the naked girl
Who's showing off her tits in a co-ed pool
She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
She's a lunatic, a lunatic
Someone save her from herself
Someone save her from herself
And get her home
Allison's got a crackpot mind
She tries to flex it all of the time
But it's of no use
She clearly lost her screws
The boy's all say she sucked their dicks
She claims that she's a feminist
She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
She's a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic