You play the songs that I wrote
You think the thoughts I thought
It don't make you no brother!

Because you sleep in my room
Doesn't mean I don't care
When you talk to my lover!

Come on and dance with me
Cheat me and set me free
Come on and dance with me
You're such a Phat Monkey
Phat Monkey - yeah!!

I hate the jokes that you tell
I even hate your face
Don't try sitting in my chair!

You meet the girl that I love
You're such a funny man
Don't forget I am still there!

Come on and dance with me
Cheat me and set me free
Come on and dance with me
You're such a Phat Monkey
Phat Monkey - yeah!!

You are the copy that sells
You are the baddest dream
Keep your hands off my lady!

'Cause I'm the fire that burns you
Just be sure you know
I will fight for my baby!

Come on and dance with me
Cheat me and set me free
Come on and dance with me
You're such a Phat Monkey
Phat Monkey - yeah!!

Come on and dance with me
Cheat me and set me free
Come on and dance with me
You're such a Phat Monkey
Phat Monkey - yeah!!