Written by Craig Wiseman and Trey Bruce

Well I've got a steady job that pays enough

A second hand car that don't break down much

I've got a two-toned hound dog wagging it's tail

Ed McMahon promised there's a million in the mail

Oughta be enough to see a poor boy through

But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you

I've got every 8-track that Elvis ever made

Crank it up and dance the night away

I got Chardonnay in the frigidaire

Dozen ways of telling you how I care

Just out the window there's a lovers' moon

But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you

If I ain't got you

Baby it's all in vain

If I ain't got you

It's like a honeymoon with out champagne

A shiny set of rails without a train

Well I've got a little dream about the rest of my life

Find the perfect girlfriend and make her my wife

Start a little family and watch it grow

Visit on Sundays after we get old

Make enough love to last a whole life through

But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you

If I ain't got you

Baby it's all in vain

If I ain't got you

It's like a honeymoon with out champagne

A shiny set of rails without a train

I got a double-wide heart with room for two

But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you

No it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you

Ah it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you