Fell of my bike and it got bent
Uh-Oh Accident
Oh-No bike bent
Accident
Picked up a hammer and I hit my thumb
Uh-Oh Accidumb
Oh-No poor thumb
Accidumb
Jumped in the lake with a flying leep
Uh-Oh Accideep
Oh-No lake leep
Accideep

Skin my knee, bump my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently accido

Fell on my lunch and it was squished
Uh-Oh Accidish
Oh-No lunch squished
Accidish
Sat in the yard, got attacked by ants
Uh-Oh Accidants
Oh-No ants in my pants
Accidants

Skin my knee, bump my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently accido

Took me a bath and I ate the soap
Uh-Oh accidoap
Oh-No ate soap
Accidoap
This is the way my day is spent
Uh-Oh Accident
Oh-No day spent

I don't want no more
ACCIDENTS!!!