If I had money
Tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown
Buy a Mercury or two

I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
Ohh I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
Cruise it up and down the road

Well, I had me a girl
Stole her from a friend
Friend got lucky
Stole her back again

Cause she thought he had a Mercury
Ohh she thought he had a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
Cruise it up and down the road
CMON!!

[instrumental break - 6 measures]

Well, hey now mama
Lookin' so fine
Cruisin' round
In your Mercury 69

I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
Ooo, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
Cruise it up and down the road

My girl went out
Didn't stay long
Bought herself a Mercury
And Cruised it on home

Cause she know I have a Mercury
Ohh she know I have a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
Cruise it up and down the road

[instrumental break - 12 measures]

Well, hey now mama
Lookin' so fine
Cruisin' round
In your Mercury 69

I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
Ooo, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
Cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
Cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
Cruise it up and down

I'm going out
I'm gonna get me a real job
And I'm gonna buy me some
MERCURY!! Yeah