(Billie Elmore)

I've been a saint I've been a sinner
I've been a loser I've been a winner
You name it and I claim it that's me
I've been up I've been down
I've been stranded a many of town
Oh, you name it honey I'm gonna claim it that's me.

Now if there's a situation I ain't been in I wish you tell me where I failed
I've been everywhere and I've done everything includin' keepin' to a bar or a jail
I've had friends I've had most a little happiness and a whole lotta woes
Oh, you name it and I'm gonna claim it that's me.

--- Instrumental ---

Now if there's a situation I ain't been in I wish you tell me where I failed
I've been everywhere and I've done everything includin' keepin' to a bar or a jail
I've had friends I've had most a little happiness and a whole lotta woes
Oh, you name it and I'm gonna claim it that's me.

Oh yeah, now you name it and I'm gonna claim but that's me, yeah...