They call me Junior
I live here on this street
I earn two hundred dollars a week
I'd like to say
"Hey, thanks a lot."
I know I'm missin' something
But I don't know what it is
That I don't got
I sit here watchin'
The people down below
I try to imagine
THe places they may go
I don't know
I stay home a lot
I know I'm missin' something
But I don't know what it is
That I don't got
I see the world through the TV Guide
What a safe place for me to run
What a small little man I am
I'm afraid of everything
>From golden rules to airplanes
What a small little man I am
They call me Junior
I'm caught up in this hell
Sometimes I feel better

But I never do feel well
Jesus must have one hell of a plan for me
I know I'm missin' something
But I don't know what it is
It could be
And If I have anything to say
About Judgment Day
There'll be a crown in Heaven
For those who live this way
Anyway
You know exactly who you are
I see the world through the TV Guide
What a safe place for me to run
What a small little man I am
I'm afraid of everything
>From the Golden Rule to airplanes
WHat a small little man I am
They call me Junior
I live here on this street
I'd like to say
"Hey man, thanks a lot."
My name is Junior
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