Maybe just because I was newly washed like Brandon Walsh
You took notice of me, you thought I was a rockstar some gangster
Or a bowling star I don't belive you babe

You're not the only one who think I am a chiquita dude
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude

I took you to the A-house and even to the punk-palats
Those trips made you throw up and after a few nights you took off
To the holm of asp's that's where you belong

When it comes to you it's hard to have an open mind
So I just have one advice, to say....

Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco now that's what I call rude
He's the man he's a super dude.