There's so much joy
In feeling a nice fat boy
His softness torments my soul
We'll have a frolic
I'll kiss his hairy bollock
His obesity makes me bold

He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right
Fat fun!

I'm not into rubber
Just a big hunk of blubber
Will bring me heaven's door
He's my carnal majesty
Yes, cholesterol's a luxury
His obesity makes me sore

He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right
Fat fun!

There's so much fun
Just sitting in the sun
With a fat boy in your lap
I'll kiss his orange belly
It's just like Rowntree's jelly
His obesity makes me sore

He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right
Fat fun!