Lovely lepper lost one more limb this week
But she's more famous now than ever
'Cause her smile's so sweet
Oh what a sad girl
The tragic fad girl

The lovely lepper cries herself to sleep
Because someone on Oprah called her a freak
When it's a mad world
It's a sad world

Oh it's a mad world
Such a sad world
Welcome to the mad world
It's a mad world

Mad man was arrested for crimes this week
The neighbors were so stunned
'Cause he was so shy, so meek
Oh what a shy boy
Couldn't tell a lie boy

The neighbors held the mad man in such high regard
They didn't see the bodies piled up in the yard
When it's a kind world
It's a blind world

Oh it's a mad world
Such a sad world
Welcome to the mad world
Oh it's a mad world