Hi, there your friendly neighborhood sadist

Want to take you for a ride

Come on tell me 'bout the nights that I make you cry

Two tiny purple hands crawling out across the floor

All I could hear was a voice "Give me more more more"



My baby call me when she want a tale

My baby call me when she want a tale

My baby call me when she want a tale

She knows it's right in her heart I never fail

She's a sucker



God help the woman who's late for work

I get a green light flashing red

Like a superstar brass town queen whose crown I bled

Now I just ran out of aspirin for an aching head

So I guess I'll have to do it just one more time instead



My baby call me when she want a tale

My baby call me when she want a tale

My baby call me when she want a tale

She knows it's right in her heart I never fail

She's a sucker



Good games' play games' no names

Well' that's alright if you can stand the pain

You can smoke my cigar all night through the link in your chain

Stand up baby, it's time to go

Well' look what's here maybe if we do it slow



My baby call me when she want a tale

My baby call me when she want a tale

My baby call me when she want a tale

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