Horny, horny, horny horny horny
Horny, horny, horny horny horny

You got me horny in the morning and you know
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote you a letter and I send it through the post

The post it takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

(Chorus)
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (OOHOOH OOOOH)
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny (OOHOOH OOOOH)
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (OOHOOH OOOOH)
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (OOHOOH OOOOH)

I search from town to town but I can't find my boo
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

'Cause I like you
Yeah I like you
And I'm feeling so bohemian like you
Yeah I like you
Yeah I like you
And I feel (horny horny tonight) Whoahoa whoo!

(Chorus)

The post it takes so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

(Chorus)
Horny horny, horny horny horny
Horny horny, I'm horny horny horny tonight.