Do you love me surfer ghoul?
Or do you think i'm a fool?
We could be happy raising monstrosities

Will you marry me gargoyle?
You are queen of my weird "woild"
If you will be my spouse i'll build a haunted house

Do you remember under the full moon
Surfing together on the black lagoon
Holding fins in a sixteen arm embrace

Your hair glistens like seaweed
From your heads to your feet
You're as pretty as Whistler's Mother
Yes little surfer ghoul there's no other
I'll meet your family at the cemetery
And we will always be happy as hairy man's fleas