If anybody knows her I bet
They never chose her but it don't
Mean a thing

And pardon me for asking
Is it only in passing or did you give
Her a ring

I'd do anything to hear you say
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love

I never thought I'd see it
I want you to admit you're a sick boy
And a fool

You're doing what you want and I know
You really want to be her Fred-boy
Ain't it cool

I'd do anything to hear you say
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love

I could never do it
Baby I don't understand

And if you ever want to leave, babe
I don't think you ever can

Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love
Ethy my Love