Kermit:
It starts when we're kids;
A show-off at school
Makin' faces at friends
You're a clown and a fool.

Doin' prat-falls and bird-calls
And bad imitations
Ignoring your homework;
Now that's dedication.
You work to the mirror
You're getting standing ovations.

Fozzie:
You're burning with hope,
Muppets:
You're building up steam
What was once juvenilish
Miss Piggy:
Is grown-up and stylish
Muppets:
You're close to your dream.
Then somebody out there loves you,
Stands up and hollers for more

Fozzie:
More!

Muppets:
You found a home at the Magic Store.