[Originally by Descendents]

I want to be Milo and Stephen,
I want to be Karl and Bill.

I want to be stereotyped,
I want to be classified,
I want to be a clone,
I want a suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home,
So give it to me.

I want to be masochistic,
I want to be a statistic,
I want to be a clone,
I want a suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home.

I don't want no hippie pad,
I want a house just like mum and dad.

I want to be stereotyped,
I want to be classified,
I want to be a statistic,
I want to be a number 56729,
I want to be a clone,
I want a suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home,
Suburban home,
Yeah, like the one you live in right now.