Went to a garage sale,
What did I see?
My dream come true,
In front of me
Three dollar special,(Three dollar)
It's my bike now,(It's my bike)
He's my best friend,(Best friend)
Though I don't know why,(Don't know why)
Don't know why

We climbed trees together
We picked up chicks
We're best friends forever
Now I gotta blow my nose

We had some good times,(Good times)
But I can't remember,(Can't remember)
And a lot of bad times,(Bad times)
Like when we squished my dog,(We squished my dog)
I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese,(Big old block of cheese)
I tried to eat it,(Oh no)
But then I threw up in my shoe,(Then I puked)
In my shoe,(And then I puked)

We climbed trees together
We picked up chicks
We're best friends forever
Now I gotta blow my nose
Blow my nose,
Blow my nose,
Blow my nose,
Blow my nose,
Blow my nose

We climbed trees together
We picked up chicks
We're best friends forever
Now I gotta blow my nose
Blow my nose,
Blow my nose,
Unfortunately, I gotta blow my nose