One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

Two can be as bad as one

It's the loneliest number since well the number one

Listen up, it gets worse

No, is the saddest experience you'll ever know

Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know

It's just no good any more, babe, since you went away

And now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

All my troubles seem so far away

'Cause one is the loneliest number that you will ever do

Yes, one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know

One is the loneliest number, one is the loneliest number

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever, ever, ever, ever do

Well, I'm not kidding you

Aw I am so depressed, I need a nap and a good therapist

Don't you hate to eat alone? Bitter party of one?

Ah that's all