I was walking down the streets of new york when I came across a hoe,

she said, you can't fuck me no mo',

I got the syphilis and am getting sick of this,

gangsta shit and throwing all these fits,

my boyfriend is mad, I cannot suck his dick,

His name is John Stubbs, his unit I will rub,

take me in the tub, and when I give it tug,

he glues me to the rug..

Butt plugs, butt plugs,

big ones small ones butt plugs.

relative from the plcae of origin,

I've got a massive organ,

like hootie and the blowfish, I love this,

I like other dudes, get real with this

Butt plugs, butt plugs,

big ones small ones butt plugs.

Bridge: I wanna suck your weiner,

I don't want to give you VD,

and plus I have ED,

put butt plug in me

Butt plugs, butt plugs,

big ones small ones butt plugs.

repeat til fade