Oh I canâ??t dance!
Yes you can! Stop that
Oh I really canâ??t
Oh yes you can come on right left, right left
Just give it a try
Really you can teach me?
Oh yeah
You go the legs for it
Cause it seems to me
Oh it seems to me
I said it seems to me
You said it seems to you
A such embarrassing situation calls for concentration
Do you dig me Jack
We dig you Jack
Can you think of a plan?
We solid can
Can you sing and dance?
Iâ??ll take a chance
Are your boots on right?
I got â??em laced up tight
Is Miss Miller a killer?
From a Spanish villa
Is her dancing mellow?
Why, mellow as a cello
Then it seems to me
Obviously
You wanna go right into your (topsickory?)

I never could do the Conga
Could never get through the Conga
But if you say do the Conga
I ainâ??t hip to that step
But Iâ??ll dig it

I never could se Mazurkas
Theyâ??re poison to me Mazurkas
But if itâ??s to be Mazurkas
I ainâ??t hip to that step
But Iâ??ll dig it

When they invented the Charleston
I was a total flop
Right!
But say if you want to Charleston
Iâ??ll never stop
Iâ??ll dance â??til I drop

I never could dig the Polka
The corniest jig, the Polka
But if you say dig the Polka
I ainâ??t hip to that step
But Iâ??ll dig it

Alright
Oh, there you go, there you go down
You can dance sugar
Thatâ??s not so hard
What was that dance called?

I never could do the Conga
Could never get through the Conga
But if you say do the Conga
I ainâ??t hip to that step
But Iâ??ll dig it

I never could see Mazurkas
Theyâ??re poison to me, Mazurkas
But if itâ??s to be Mazurkas
I ainâ??t hip to that step
But Iâ??ll dig it

When they invented the Charleston
I was a total flop
But say if you want to Charleston
Sheâ??ll never stop
Sheâ??ll dance â??till I drop

I never could dig the Polka
The corniest jig, the Polka
But if you say dig the Polka
I ainâ??t hip to that step
She ainâ??t hip to that step
I ainâ??t hip to that step
She ainâ??t hip to that step
She ainâ??t hip to that stepâ?¦.