Mend up your stocking hole, Cause this lump aint made of coal
I've got a Boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for christmas

Singing joy to the world, to each and every girl
To all of of you girls, oh ohhh GO!!

ohhhhhhhhhh...... YEAH!!!

Hang up your christmas stocking
and let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for christmas
All year you've been in a rutt
this time lets do it in the butt
I've got a boner for christmas

Singing joy to the world, to each and every girl
To all of of you girls, oh oh
I've got a boner
oh oh oh
for christmas