Meet a girl I met Carolina
Her parents jumped of Niagara Falls
She broke her hips when she was a baby
Tryin' to hop the Berlin Wall

It's not that she's Anti-American
Although she shot a mayor at nine
He looked just like the prez on TV
But didn't know in '63 he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong?
Does she think I'll rob her and run?
When I ask her, she gets her gun
And simply says "Scat boy, scat, scat"

But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky!
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be alive

So original in her black lipstick
Listening to some obscure band
But isn't she pissed that all the other non-conformists
Listen to that same obscure band

That's OK, she's helpin' the environment
By sipping pure water and such
Then she screams "YOU BETTER START THINKIN' 'BOUT THE OZONE LAYA!"
While tossing out a styrofoam cup

Does she think this world is all wrong?
Does she think I'll rob her and run?
When I ask her, she gets her gun
And simply says "Scat boy, scat, scat"

But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky!
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be alive

Real deep shit on her mind
"Let's kill the world, take over everything"
She says "We don't need politicians, they breed mistrust"
As a matter of fact did you steal my, my purse, purse, purse

Does she think this world is all wrong?
Does she think I'll rob her and run?
When I ask her, she gets her gun
And simply says "Scat boy, scat, scat"

Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky!
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be alive

Huh inn't it beautiful to be a...
It's so wonderful, I feel like crying
crying
crying
crying
crying
DYING
DYING!