(Robbie)
If you want to be a Lazy Scout, you've got to loaf around
With your hands in your pockets and your eyes on the ground.
Be slow, and sluggish, and slovenly and sleepy.
Being ready isn't good, in fact it's just creepy.

Get lazy, get lazy,
Everybody gotta get lazy.
Get lazy, get lazy,
Lazy Scouts.
Get lazy, get lazy,
Everybody gotta get lazy.
Get lazy, get lazy,
Lazy Scouts.

We'll walk up a mountain, we'll go camping, and always stay outdoors.

(Ziggy)
Really?

(Robbie)
[laughs] Gotcha!
Get lazy, get lazy,
Everybody gotta get lazy.
Get lazy, get lazy,
Lazy Scouts.

(Everyone)
1, 2, 3, 4.

Everybody!

(Everyone)
I wanna be a Lazy Scout.
1, 2, 3, 4!

(Robbie)
Get lazy, get lazy.
One more time!

(Everyone)
Lazy Scouts!